Monday, October 25, 2004
i went to pisces's pets and picked myself up a new buddy. his name is sebastian peppercorn and he is the only motherfucking guinea pig(let) with a mohawk. so far, he eats, drinks, chews, poops, pees,...
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Sunday, November 07, 2004
yesterday. made a food bet and ate one of these (one pound of "beef stick"). won my food bet, sucker. and then i did this (vomit). and then there were five cent miniature ice cream cones, like this....
View ArticleSaturday, November 27, 2004
color me anticipatory, sweetpea. i wrote a letter to lois lowry in admiration of my beloved anastasia krupnik books and would you believe it if i told you that she wrote me back and said she's...
View ArticleWednesday, December 29, 2004
it's pleasant to drive at 5:00 in the morning when it's foggy and cold and dark and there isn't another car in sight. i took the opportunity to drive down the center and squiggle back and forth between...
View ArticleFriday, February 04, 2005
i can't sleep. i sat on that railing and admired the sloped roof. you were there. remember? you don't? well. i don't either. no worries. i found sebastian a companion. his name is baxter tomahawk...
View ArticleFriday, February 18, 2005
i've become slowly but surely more compulsive about cleanliness within the last few months. it makes up for my lack of godliness, i think. the evening is ripe for sweet blessed fun, so i suppose i'll...
View ArticleTuesday, March 15, 2005
i stole a mango, i have fifty compressed liters of pine shavings, one ridiculous exam tomorrow morning, a few jams to muddle out of, and how are you?
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